There's.No.Freaking.Way.I'll.Be.Your.Lover.Unless.S01.v2.1080p.BluRay.Opus.2.0.x265-YURASUKA (Watanare - Watashi ga Koibito ni Nareru Wake Nai jan, Muri Muri! Muri Janakatta!? Next Shine!)

There’s No Freaking Way I’ll Be Your Lover! Unless… / Watashi ga Koibito ni Nareru Wake Naijan, Muri Muri! Muri Janakatta!? (2025) v2

v2 Changes:
Headpatter fixes for Chihiro subtitles in episodes 01-12.

Subtitle Notes:
For episodes 13-17 YURASUBA is AMZN dialogue + Team Arcedo signs + Chihiro OP/ED.
Restyled to GJM, retimed, snapped to keyframes, fixed some typos, and added Italics where necessary.
Signs adapted from Team Arcedo subtitles. While most are AMZN, some are OTL.
OP/ED from Chihiro for consistency with other episodes.

Source: Bikko@U2 (JPBD)
Subtitles Source: Headpatter@Nyaa [Chihiro] (01-12)
Signs Source: Team Arcedo@Nyaa (13-17)
Official Subtitles Source: VARYG@Nyaa
Encode Comparison

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Menu
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00:01:30.048 : en:Watanare 16
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00:23:19.064 : en:Epilogue


Dead end for a sucker that’s a sucker like me.
俺みたいなカモの袋小路だ